Down in Greyhawk City

To the Tune of What Do You With a Drunken Sailor?

How do ya get information when ya need it?

How do ya get information when ya need it?

How do ya get information when ya need iiiit?

Down in Greyhawk City

 

First you should go and get yourself some opium,

Then you should go and find someone to smoke some,

Then you will find new informants that you call chuuuum.

Down in Greyhawk City

 

Next you should visit your local friendly clerics,

Sit and relax and look at awesome relics,

Then they will give you holy water for alcoholiiiiiics.

Down in Greyhawk City

 

Don't forget to visit all the dwarf bars,

They will tell you beer, songs and har hars,

Then they don't mind when you fall asleep on their baaaaars.

Down in Greyhawk City

 

Smart is the one who knows about the cartwheels,

He is the one who doesn't have to make deals,

People talk to him and they give him money for meaaaaals.

Down in Greyhawk City

 

Finally you find the greatest mage in town,

Talk about your curse and he'll ask you to sit down,

Then he'll fix it, tell you stuff and buy a rooooooound.

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That's how ya get information when ya need it,

Strange ways I know but it gets ya what ya needed,

Now you can go and drink till you forget iiiiiit.

Down in Greyhawk City

Down in Greyhawk City

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