Sneak Sneak

To the Tune of Little Nash Rambler by The Playmates (1958)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4W7oZBhAJg


[Very Slowly]
Sneak Sneak Sneak Sneak
His feet went Sneak Sneak Sneak
While crashing through the Labyrinth
What to my surprise
A little sneak halfling was following me
About one half my size
The guy must have wanted to see ahead
As he kept tiptoeing on up
I'll show him that a Warrior must always be in front
Sneak Sneak, Sneak Sneak
What happened to that sneak?

[Slowly]
I swear I heard him sneaking more
But where I could not make
That little sneak hafling near my behind
Was giving me the shakes
He must have hid from the gnolls right then
As he kept tiptoeing on up
I'll show him that a Warrior must always be in front
Sneak Sneak, Sneak Sneak
His feet went sneak sneak sneak

[Normal speed]
Now I'm fighting a wererat here
They fall down with one thrust
They didn't seem of their full strength
So find that sneak I must
I paused for a moment to take a breath
When I finally realized
That little sneak halfling was on my back
Helping me kill bad guys
Clank Clank, Clank Clank
We're sneaking Clank Clank Clank

[Quickly]
Now we're slaughtering gnolls by tens
This certainly was a change
The sneak jumped from my back to stab
While I ran with my blade
We felled the beasts with artful speed
As we kept on sneaking along (clank clank)
As we advance on just two feet we are a dreadful force
Clank Clank, Clank Clank
We're sneaking Clank Clank Clank

[Very quickly]
Now we're going through birds by twenty
As fast as they can fall
The sneak and I fighting ankle by ear
Our shadow's ten feet tall
The sneak jumped from my shoulders
and felled one in one blow
All evil beasts should greatly fear our Upperdecker show!

Sneak Sneak

The Night Shade of Greyhawk and the Hallowed Revenant Amphoras tatafornow